[Jokes] Dwarf with a lisp

[Moog Man]

A dwarf with a lisp goes into a stud farm.
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the dwarf replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth" says the dwarf, "can I thee her eyth?"
So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes.
"Nith eyth", says the dwarf, "can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses
teeth.
"Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?" the dwarf says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner
picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears.
"Nith eerth,' he says 'now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the dwarfup and shoves his head deep
inside the horses vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him 
out and putting him down.
The dwarf shakes his head and says: "Perhaps I should weefwaze
that... Can I see her wun awound?"

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