[Jokes] FW: Golf Joke

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

-----Original Message-----
From: Nettleingham, Nick (RDSSW) 
Sent: 22 January 2003 09:16
To: Crabb, Timothy; Garratt, Danny; laborde, Andrew; McKenna, Chris;
McTiernan, Sean; Tiley, Neil; Young, Trevor
Subject: FW: Golf Joke




-----Original Message-----
From: Wardlow, Mark (RDS) 
Sent: 22 January 2003 09:04
To: Nettleingham, Nick (RDSSW)
Subject: FW: Golf Joke



> An attractive young woman had finished taking golf lessons from the club
> pro. She'd just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered
> a bee sting. The pain was so intense she decided to return to the
> clubhouse. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why
> are you back so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," was her
> reply. "Where?" he asked. "Between the first and second hole." He nodded
> knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."