[Jokes] FW: The George W song

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

-----Original Message-----
From: Katherine Morrison  
Sent: 21 January 2003 22:01
Subject: [TTFF] The George W song


Got this in my email from Amnesty international and I
couldn't resist sending it on - consider it a
Wednesday morning funny :-)

The George W Fight Song! 

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq (clap clap)

If you're happy and you know it, 
And you really want to show it 
If you're happy and you know it, bomb Iraq 

If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq 
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq 
If your equities are falling, 
and your losses are appalling 
If your equities are falling, bomb Iraq. 

If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq 
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq 
If the euro keeps on climbing, 
put your trust in W's timing, 
If the euro keeps on climbing, bomb Iraq 

If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq, 
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq, 
If the GDP is shrinking, 
And W's back to drinking, 
If the GDP is shrinking, bomb Iraq, 

If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq, 
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq, 
If my polls are falling, 
and Congress is stalling 
If my polls are falling, bomb Iraq. 

If the GOP is hurtin' , bomb Iraq 
If the GOP is hurtin' , bomb Iraq 
If the GOP is hurtin' 
And November looks uncertain 
If the GOP is hurtin' , bomb Iraq 

Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq 
Are they checking Halliburton? Bomb Iraq 
If they're checking Halliburton 
And for Cheney jail looks certain 
If they're checking Halliburton, bomb Iraq 

If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq 
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq 
If your brother is a turkey 
And Florida's goin' bazerk-y 
If your brother is a turkey, bomb Iraq 

If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq 
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq 
If the pundits call you moron 
Then it's time to get your war on 
If the pundits call you "moron," bomb Iraq 

If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq 
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq 
If Noelle gets caught with crack 
and the twins drop booze for smack 
If Noelle gets caught with crack...bomb Iraq 

To divert public attention bomb Iraq 
To divert public attention bomb Iraq 
To divert public attention 
>From the doings of your henchmen 
To divert public attention bomb Iraq