[Jokes] FW: Most Amusing!

[Philip Long]

An Australian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam
in a 
cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The 
Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless,started up a

conversation. 

The American snapped his gum and said, "You Australian folk eat the
whole 
bread?" The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his 
breakfast, and replied, "Of course." 

The American blew a huge bubble. "We don't. In the States, we only eat 
what's 
inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,transform
them 
into croissants and sell them to Australia." 

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in
silence. 

The American persisted. "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" 
Sighing, the Australian replied, "Of course." Cracking his gum between
his 
teeth, the American said, "We don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit
for 
breakfast, then we put all the 
peels,seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into 
jam 
and sell it to Australia." 

The Australian then asked, "Do you have sex in the States?" 
The American smiled and said, "Why of course we do." 
The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, "And what do you do with
the 
condoms once you've used them?" 
"We throw them away, of course." 

Now it was the Australian's turn to smile. "We don't. In Australia, we
put 
them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and
sell 
them to the United States. Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?"