[Jokes] FW: from the boss

McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Thu Jul 10 13:22:18 BST 2003

>  -----Original Message-----
> From: 	Nettleingham, Nick (RDSSW)  
> Sent:	10 July 2003 13:20
> Subject:	
> a girls first time (Assume that you are a girl if you are a boy - easy for
> some Justin!) 
> It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him
> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he
> approaches you. 
> He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. 
> He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found
> the right place.  He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but
> he's gentle like he promised he'd be. 
> He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done
> this many times before.  His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to
> give him more room for an easy entrance.  You begin to plead and beg him
> to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little
> pain as possible. 
> As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain
> surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he
> continues. 
> He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.  Your eyes are
> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. 
> He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him
> within you.  After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you
> and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. 
> He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you
> have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> 
> You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to
> have tooth pulled. 
> What were you thinking!...............
> Nick  <<...OLE_Obj...>> 

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