[Jokes] FW: from the boss
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Thu Jul 10 13:22:18 BST 2003
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Nettleingham, Nick (RDSSW)
> Sent: 10 July 2003 13:20
> a girls first time (Assume that you are a girl if you are a boy - easy for
> some Justin!)
> It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him
> off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he
> approaches you.
> He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
> He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found
> the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but
> he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
> He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done
> this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to
> give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him
> to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little
> pain as possible.
> As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain
> surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he
> He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are
> filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
> He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him
> within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you
> and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over.
> He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you
> have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.
> You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to
> have tooth pulled.
> What were you thinking!...............
> Nick <<...OLE_Obj...>>
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