[Jokes] War quotes (fwd)

Steve Hill steve at navaho.co.uk
Mon Mar 31 09:02:19 BST 2003

>From Sky News....

 "Umm Qasr is a city similar to Southampton," UK defence minister Geoff Hoon
said in the Commons yesterday.
"He's either never been to Southampton, or he's never been to Umm Qasr" says
a British squaddie patrolling Umm Qasr.

Another soldier added, "There's no beer, no prostitutes and people are
shooting at us. It's more like Portsmouth".

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