[Jokes] [TTFF] NEWS JUST IN (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

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The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
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Antoine de Saint Exupery


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Date: Mon, 31 Mar 2003 17:06:32 +0100
From: ian.jones
Subject: [TTFF] NEWS JUST IN


News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.


Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator.


US President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.