[Jokes] Fun

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed May 7 23:28:45 BST 2003

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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Date: Wed, 7 May 2003 17:14:27 +0100
Subject: [TTFF] Fun

Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail. (Mae West)



One day in the future, George Bush has a heart attack and dies.

He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a few folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."

Bush thought that sounded pretty good so the devil opened the First room: In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty handed. Over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. 

"No," George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and I don't think I could do that all day long." 

The devil led him to the Second room: In it was Ronald Reagan With a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing That hammer, time after time after time.

"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented George. 

The devil opened a Third door. In it, Bush saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Bush took this in with disbelief and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."

The devil smiled and said...

"OK, Monica, you're free to go 

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