[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] Friday Curry

[McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)]

Indian Curry Rhapsody
(to be sung to the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody)


Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had a lime pickle now he's dead
Naan, dinners just begun
But now I'm gonna crap it all away
Naan, oooohhh oooohhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
Seen nothing yet, just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
'cause nothing really madras
Too late, my dinners gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Rectum aching all the time
Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo
Naan, oooohhh oooohhhhh
The doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all
  (guitar solo)
I see a little Chicken Tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the
chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
Very very spicy meat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a Naan

(A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back, 'cause the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
NO!
It's coming up again
  (There it goes)
I chunder
It's coming back again
  (There it goes)
Coming back again (up again)
Here it goes again
  (No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!)
I'm on my knees, I'm on my knees
He's on his knees, oh, there he goes
This Vindaloo is about to wreck my guts
Poor me, poor me, poor meeeeeeeeeee
  (guitar solo)

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night
Oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby
Just had to come out
Just had to come right out of here


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