[Jokes] stalker

[Chris McKenna]

I called my mate today 'cos I had a problem.
"Kevin," I said, "I got a telephone stalker! What should I do?"
"What sort of stalker?"he slurred.
"This bloke keeps calling me up, and when I answer he starts singing
Prince Charming and Stand and Deliver!"
"Can't you tell him to stop bothering you?"
"Course not! He's adamant!"


-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery