[Jokes] stalker

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Nov 6 19:32:50 GMT 2003

I called my mate today 'cos I had a problem.
"Kevin," I said, "I got a telephone stalker! What should I do?"
"What sort of stalker?"he slurred.
"This bloke keeps calling me up, and when I answer he starts singing
Prince Charming and Stand and Deliver!"
"Can't you tell him to stop bothering you?"
"Course not! He's adamant!"

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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