[Jokes] Fwd:Fw: A Blonde Goes Ice Fishing...lmao (fwd)

[steve at nexusuk.org]

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A blonde wanted to go ice fishing.  She'd seen many books on the subject and
finally getting all the necessary tools together, she made for the ice.

After positioning her comfy footstool, she started to make a circular cut in
the ice.  Suddenly, from the sky a voice boomed, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE
ICE."

Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of cappuccino,
and began to cut yet another hole.  Again from the heaven, the voiced  bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear down to the opposite end of the ice.
She set up her stool once more and tried again to cut her hole.  The voice came
once more, "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."

She stopped, looked skyward,and said, "Is that you, Lord?"

The voice replied, "No, this is the manager of the hockey rink."

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