[Jokes] hotel kitchen

[McKenna, Chris (RDS SW)]

In the kitchen of a major international hotel in London the head chef is an
Israeli named Yrfais. One 
day he has to cook a lobster, but when he comes to get it out the tank he
finds that its green and has
a very cute moustache, and he just can't bring himself to put him into the
boiling water. The customer
needs his meal though, so he calls over the washer upper, a German lad by
the name of Hans. Hans
takes one look and starts crying, saying that he can't do it either.
The moral of the story is that now Hans that does dishes can be as soft as
Yrfais, with the mild green
hairy lip squid.


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