[Jokes] funnies for a monday morning
cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon Jul 12 00:15:54 BST 2004
A collection of allegedly true stories from the US about kids...
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a
woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
naked & As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my five-year-old shout
from the back seat, "Mom That lady isn't wearing a seat belt
My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in
the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a
charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it
fell in the toilet a few days ago
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from
his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not
necessarily those of his parents."
A woman was trying hard to get the catsup [ketchup] to come out of the jar
During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her four-year old daughter
to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her
mother. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you
right now. She's hitting the bottle.
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker
room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement
and then asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy
POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary
school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old Looking up
and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes, answered and
continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I
should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you
please tie my shoe?"
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart
Antoine de Saint Exupery
More information about the Jokes