[Jokes] Horse sale

leslie.glover at bt.com leslie.glover at bt.com
Wed Jul 14 12:18:11 BST 2004

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. 
His buddy asks him, " How will I recognize him?" 
"That's easy. He's a midget with a speech impediment." 
So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 
"A female horth." 
So he shows him a prized filly. 
"Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" 
So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the 
once over. 
"Nith eyeth. Can I thee her earzth?" 
So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's 
"Nith earzth. Can I see her mouf?" 
The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off by this point, but he 
picks him up 
again and shows him the horse's mouth. 
"Nice mouf. Can I see her twot?" 
Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his 
arms and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's rear end, 
pulls him out and slams him on the ground. The midget gets up, sputtering and 
"Pewhapth I should rephrase that. Can I thee her wun awound a wittle.

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