McKenna, Chris (RDSSW) chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Thu Jul 22 18:02:06 BST 2004

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Sent: 22 July 2004 17:31

A little boy ask his mom how old she was and she said women don't tell their
age, then he asked how much she weighed and she said we don't tell that
either, so then the little boy asked her why she and his daddy got a divorce
and she said that she couldn't tell him.

A few days later the boy was looking at is moms drivers license and told his
mom " I know how old you are" and she said "how old" he said 26 then he said
I know how much you weigh and she said how much and he said 130lbs. Then the
little boy said I know why you and daddy got a divorce and she said why.

The boy said because you got a "F'" in sex

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