[Jokes] FC2t2 announcement

steve at nexusuk.org steve at nexusuk.org
Tue Mar 30 11:36:44 BST 2004

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Absolutely hilarious Fedora Core 2 Test 2 announcement:

One bug, two bugs, tar bugs, su bugs,
  grep bugs, mew bugs, old bugs, new bugs.

This bug has a little hack,
This bug has a broken stack.
  Say! What a lot of bugs to track.

Yes, some are in tar, and some in su.
  Some are old. And some are new.

Some in sed, and some in jed.
  And some are even in parted.
Why are they in parted, jed and sed?
  I do not know. Bugs should be dead!

Some in jpeg, and some in TIFF
  This TIFF one has an attached diff.

>From there to here, from here to there
  Test release bugs are everywhere.

Fedora Core test 2 is available for
x86 and x86-64
It should not be installed where production is hot;
use it only for test, as we say quite a lot.

If you install with the default
SELinux will be the result
SELinux is a form of MAC
For more answers, check the FAQ [*]
By explicitly stating what apps can use
Unwanted accesses it will refuse

[*] http://people.redhat.com/kwade/fedora-docs/selinux -faq-en/

So please test test2 in this mode;
and please test it with your code.
Plus it comes with a new GNOME;
can you test that in your home?
Also X.org is new,
replacing XFree, test it too.
And 3.2.1 of KDE
We need to test, test, test, you see!
So we will test it on our box.
And we will even test out sox.
And we will test it in our house.
And we will test it with our mouse.
And we will test it here and there.
Say! We will test it ANYWHERE!

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 - Steve                                             http://www.nexusuk.org/

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