[Jokes] Difficult things (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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Subject: Difficult things

Difficult thingsThings that are difficult to say when you're drunk. 

a) Innovative 
b) Preliminary 
c) Proliferation 
d) Cinnamon 
 

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk . . 

a) Specificity 
b) British Constitution 
c) Passive-aggressive disorder 
d) Transubstantiate 
 

Things that are DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... 

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. 
b) Nope, no more drinks for me, I've reached my limit. 
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. 
d) Please take the shooters back, let's have water. 
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? 
f) I'm not interested in fighting you. 
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing. 
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have zero coordination. 
I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning. 
k) Look, it would be g! reat to have a f**k but I hardly know you and we will only feel really embarrassed and awkward in the morning. 
l) That guy is looking at my girlfriend but I am sure its just because he knows her or something. 
m) That chair looks wobbly and dangerous and I certainly wouldn't try balancing on it with this short skirt on in case I fell off. 
n) I must get to my bed as I could never have a really good sleep in that hedge.

And if you believe these, I have some land east of Miami Beach for sale cheap!