[Jokes] a woman's definition of marketing (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

A WOMAN'S DEFINITION OF MARKETING


You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and 
say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy. One of 
your friends goes up to him and pointing at you says, "She's fantastic in 
bed."
That's Advertising.

You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his telephone 
number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed,"
That's Telemarketing.

You see a guy at a party, you straighten your dress. You walk up to him 
and pour him a drink. You say, "May I," and reach up to straighten his 
tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say, "By the 
way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and says, I 
hear you're fantastic in bed,"
That's Brand Recognition.

You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you talk him 
into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.

Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.

You're on your way to a party when you realise that there could be 
handsome men in all these houses you're passing. So you climb on to the 
roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your 
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!" .
That's Junk Mail.

You see two great looking brothers at a party. You decide to take them 
both home.
That's a 2 for 1 sale.

You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and gropes your 
breast and grabs your *** .
That's Arnold Schwarzenegger.

You like it, but 10 years later your lawyer decides you were offended and 
files suit.
That's America.

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery