[Jokes] Humor . . . (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sat Oct 9 21:41:18 BST 2004

May not be new, but its still funny.

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

---------- Forwarded message ----------
+------------ Bizarre Church  Bulletin Messages -------------+   

The following are actual  announcements taken from church   

This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and    
north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both    

Tuesday at 4 p.m. there will be an ice cream  social. All   
ladies giving milk, please come early.    

Wednesday the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Johnson    
will sing, "Put Me In My Little Bed," accompanied by the    

Thursday at 5 p.m. there will be a meeting of  the Little   
Mothers Club. All those wishing to become little  mothers,   
please meet the minister in his study.    

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Johnson to come    
forward and lay an egg on the altar.   

The service will  close with "Little Drops of Water." One of   
the ladies will start  quietly and the rest of the congrega-   
tion will join  in.   

On Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray  the   
expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do  something   
on the new carpet, come forward and get a piece of  paper.   

A bean supper will be held Saturday evening in the  church   
basement. Music will follow.   

The  rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the   
birth of  David Alan Belser, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius    

Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our  church and   

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