[Jokes] *-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------* (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery


---------- Forwarded message ----------
Our daughter Wendy stayed  home to housesit while my wife and   
I went away for our  anniverary.  As she was eating dinner,   
the phone rang. It  was a telemarketer.   

Wendy:  "Hello?"    

Telemarketer:  "Good evening. May I speak to Mr.  Gallamore?"   

Wendy:  "I'm sorry, but he's out of town  celebrating his   
wedding anniversary."    

Telemarketer:  "Oh, I understand.  Well, then, may I  please   
speak to Mrs.  Gallamore?"