[Jokes] two for a friday

[Chris McKenna]

A steam locomotive passing through Poland one night was  
running low on coal.  The engineer said to his fireman,  
"We're coming to a town, let's stop and send the porter  
out to get more coal. Can you see the name of the town on  
the depot sign?"  

The fireman replied, "It appears to be Danzig in the dark."  

And the engineer shouted, "Buy coal, Porter!"  

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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note 
for her milkman
 
to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there 
must be a
 
mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on the 
door to
 
clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I 
found your note
 
to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?"
 
The blonde said, "I need to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk 
bath."
 
The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?"
 
The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.


-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna


The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery