[Jokes] back seat cooking

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon Sep 27 13:46:22 BST 2004

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband.

Suddenly, said husband burst into the kitchen.

"Careful ... CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD!

You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW!

We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They're going to STICK!

Careful ...CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL!

You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never!

Turn them! Hurry up!

Are you CRAZY?

Have you LOST your mind?

Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them!

Use the salt. USE THE SALT! -- THE SALT!"

The wife stared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you?

You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?"

The husband grinned and calmly replied, "I just wanted to show you what it 
feels like when I'm driving with you in the friggin' car!!!"

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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