[Jokes] Humour . . . (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Tue Aug 2 10:32:58 BST 2005
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On a business trip, my father approached a security check
point at the airport. The National Guard shift was rotating,
and a guard in full uniform was in line in front of him. As
with everybody else, the soldier was ordered to go through
the metal detector.
Before doing so, he handed his M-16 rifle to the security
personnel along with other items such as handcuffs and a
flashlight. Still, the alarm sounded when he walked through.
Further inspection revealed a little Swiss army knife inside
one of his pockets. "Sorry Sir, but this item is prohibited,"
security said to the soldier. Taking the knife away, the
airport worker handed him back the M-16.
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There was this software engineer who was in the habit of
getting home quite late. One time, he came home at 2:30
a.m. with a torn shirt, lipstick on his collar, hair messed
up, and generally looking like a wreck. His wife caught him
coming in the door and demanded to know why he came home so
He replied, "Well, after I left work today, a few friends
and I went out to the bar for a few drinks. We met up with
some rather good-looking young women and decided to have a
few more drinks. Things just got a little out of hand, as
you can well see. I sobered up enough to note how late it
was, so I rushed home."
She screamed, "You liar! You were in the lab again, weren't
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