[Jokes] Sign language (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sat Feb 12 19:09:02 GMT 2005

A Russian woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily
ever after in London.

The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but did
manage  to communicate with her  husband.

The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy Chicken legs.

She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation,
clucked like a chicken And lifted up her skirt to show her thighs.

The butcher got the message, and gave her the Chicken legs.

The next Day, she needed to get chicken breasts.
Again, she didn't know how to say it, and so she clucked like a
chicken and unbuttoned her blouse to show the Butcher her breasts!

The butcher understood again, and gave her some chicken Breasts.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages.

Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her husband to
the store...

(Please scroll down)

What were you thinking?

Hellooooooo ........... , her husband speaks English!

More information about the Jokes mailing list