[Jokes] Fwd: Girls Night Out (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sat Feb 12 18:07:53 GMT 2005

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Two  women, who had been friends for years, decided to  go for  a
girls Night Out and  were decidedly  over-enthusiastic on the martinis.

Incredibly drunk and walking  home, they needed to use  the bathroom.
They  were very near a  cemetery and one of them  suggested they "wiz"
behind a  headstone.

The first women had nothing to dry herself with,  so  she thought she'd
take off her panties, use them, then throw  them  away.

Her friend, however, was wearing rather  expensive  underwear and did  not
want to ruin hers.  She was  lucky enough to salvage  a large ribbon
from a wreath that was on one  of the graves.  She dried  herself with the

After finishing, they then made off for   home.

The next day, the first woman's husband phoned the   other husband and
said, "This girls' night out thing has got to stop  right  now.  My wife
came home last night without her   panties."

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine  came  home with a card
stuck to her ass that said, 'FROM ALL OF US AT  THE FIRE  STATION.

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