[Jokes] The best singles ad ever written.

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Jan 20 08:38:46 GMT 2005

Best Singles Ad Ever Written

This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported

to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm

a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play.

I love long walks in the woods,riding in your pickup truck, hunting,

camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.

Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the

front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave

me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society

about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

(Men are so easy).

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