[Jokes] T h e C o r k (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their
bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in
his butt.

If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very
uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"

I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck
in my butt."

"I do not understand," said the other.

The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over
an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an
American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out.
He said, "I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."

I said, "No shit?"