[Jokes] Smith and Jones (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Tue Jul 12 19:33:50 BST 2005

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Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading
"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology"

The town council was not too happy with that sign, so the doctors
changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors"

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the
council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go!

Next they tried "Catatonics, and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.

Then came: "Manic-depressives, and Anal-retentives." Still not good.

How about, "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again. So they tried:
"Lost Souls and Ass Holes." Still no go. Nor did: "Analysis and Anal
Cysts", "Nuts and Butts", "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons"
work either.

Almost at their wits end, the doctors finally came up with a title
they thought might be acceptable to the council:

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends"


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