[Jokes] Fairy Tales and Technology (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed Mar 9 15:02:50 GMT 2005

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If you think technology has changed the work world, just take a look at
what's happening in never-never land. A recent update reports that today:

Little Bo Peep never loses sheep because of their embedded silicon
identity chips.

Cinderella searches for her prince on Match.com - and leases her
pumpkin-colored SUV at Avis.com.

Hansel and Gretel use the GPS rather than breadcrumbs but have reported
problems stuffing the wicked witch into her microwave oven.

To avoid travel stress, Alice now plans her Wonderland vacation with

A reformed Ebenezer Scrooge sends Bob Cratchett to update his
certification for Excel and Quiken.

Jack's making a fortune on his beanstalk bioengineering breakthrough.

Old McDonald uses voice recognition to make ordering easy at his
agricultural auction site EIEIO.COM

Romeo and Juliet avoid tragic problems by keeping in touch through their
cell phones.

With her early Web capabilities, Charlotte is now a motivational speaker
at tech conferences around the world.

The Pied Piper switched career fields after his tunes were bootlegged on

King Arthur has replaced that expensive round table with satellite

Gulliver is on sabbatical using up all his frequent flyer miles.

Jack and Jill order their Evian on peapod.com

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