[Jokes] stop a little sooner next time
Chris McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed Mar 16 16:33:18 GMT 2005
NORFOLK Naval Air Station Virginia -- One of the military's largest
transports got stuck at the end of a runway atop the I-564 overpass for
more than 16 hours. It was unable to turn around at the West end of Chambers Field at
the Norfolk Naval Station. The incident forced the closing of the field to
all but helicopter traffic and made for a dramatic sight for hundreds of
motorists passing beneath it during morning rush hour.
"That thing's like a big building sitting there.'' said motorists. The
nose of the aircraft actually stuck out and OVER the Interstate!
The aircraft's nose was so far over the end of the ramp, the crew was
unable to see the runway where it was supposed to turn around so the pilot
simply had to leave it at the end of the runway. The Air Force C-5 Galaxy,
largest airplane in the free world, is almost as long as a football field and as
high as a six-story building.
Weighing 420 tons with a full load, it uses a system of 28 wheels to
distribute its weight. The aircraft had to wait for a specially made tow
bar trucked in from Dover, Del. When the tow bar arrived, it was used to hook
the C-5 to a tractor that then turned the aircraft around. The plane was not
damaged.
OK, Orville, I told you we should have stopped and asked for directions.
image: http://www.sucs.org/~cmckenna/humour/images/aircraftfreeway.jpg
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Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.org
www.sucs.org/~cmckenna
The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart
Antoine de Saint Exupery
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