[Jokes] Could be worse . . . (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Mar 17 21:36:45 GMT 2005
For those of you with kids....
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A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished
to see the bed was nicely made and everything was
picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up
prominently on the center of the bed. It was
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing
you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I
wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been
finding real passion with Joan and she is so nice,
even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight
Motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion dad,
she's pregnant and Joan said that we will be very
Even though you won't care for her as she is so much
older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She
wants to have many more children with me and that's
now one of my dreams too.
Joan taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt
anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it
with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we
want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will
find a cure for AIDS so Joan can get better; she sure
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how
to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back
to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son, John
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the
neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that
there are worse things in life than my report card
that's in my desk center drawer. I love you!
Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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