[Jokes] [nhstories] the new boss (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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   A company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hires a new CEO. This
new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of
the facilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall.



   The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he
means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much
money do you make a week?"



   A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I
make $300.00 a week. Why?"



   The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's
four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!"



   Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around
the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off
did here?"



   With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, "delivers
pizza from Domino's."