[Jokes] What beats a princess?? (fwd)

[Chris McKenna]

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What beats a princess??

A British Airway's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight 
attendant, who seemed to put everyone into a good mood as he served them food 
and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle 
and announced to the passengers. "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that 
he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, lovely people, so if you could 
just put up your trays, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a well-dressed rather exotic 
looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.

"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines." he said, "I asked 
you to raise your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I 
take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,"Well, 
sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I out rank you. Tray-up, 
bitch."