Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed May 18 20:19:04 BST 2005

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1. Teen age sex:

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was
having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely
impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any
attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then
told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and
until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the
woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying:
"Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"


2. Church

A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the
preacher's hand.

He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned

The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five
thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

The preacher said, "No shit?"


3. Pancakes

Brenda and Steve took their six- year-old son to the doctor. With some
hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared
to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small

After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed
him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large
stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.

"Gee, Mom," he exclaimed. "For me?"

"Just take two," Brenda replied. "The rest are for your father."

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