[Jokes] Buddist Monk Wisdom

Tony McKenna tonymckenna42 at hotmail.com
Thu May 19 09:37:26 BST 2005

Buddist Monk Wisdom
                                              by Kevin Berman
                                            (Bellmore, NY, USA)

I attended an "Introduction to Zen" weekend at a Buddist monastery.  It was 
beautiful site high in the Catskill mountains, the trees glorious in their 
colors.  The stone building was wonderful, a former church listed on the
National Registry of Historic Places.

Dozens of us were in a large dining hall, waiting for our training to begin. 
monk entered, ascended a few steps of a staircase next to a massive stone
fireplace, and turned to address us.  We waiting silently for our first 
from this wise and holy man.
He spoke.

"Does anybody have a green Subaru in the parking lot?  I think it's a 
You left your lights on."

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