[Jokes] Faith (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Mon May 30 09:55:47 BST 2005

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I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor. The pastor was a wise,
grandfatherly gentleman who has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all
fear. The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I was born blind,
and I've been blind all my life. I don't mind being blind but I have some
well meaning friends who tell me that if I had more faith I could be

The pastor asked her, "Tell me, do you carry one of those white canes?"

"Yes, I do," she replied.

"Then the next time someone says that hit them over the head with the cane,"
He said.  "Then tell them 'If you had more faith that wouldn't hurt!'"

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