[Jokes] Fw: child birth (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Sun May 29 00:16:09 BST 2005

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Should children witness child-birth?.......here's proof!

  Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
  The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen,
  a 3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her Mommy so he
  could see, while he helped deliver the baby.

  Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
  Heidi pushed and pushed, and after a little while Connor was born.
  The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.
  Connor began to cry.
  The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed
  3-year old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

  Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in
  the first place!......... smack his ass again!"

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