[Jokes] The most powerful (fwd)

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Wed Oct 12 09:09:54 BST 2005

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One day in the forest, three animals were discussing who among them was the
most powerful.

"I am," said the hawk, "because I can fly and swoop down swiftly at my

"That's nothing," said the mountain lion, "I am not only fleet, but I have
powerful teeth and claws."

"I am the most powerful," said the skunk, "because with a flick of my tail,
I can drive off the two of you."

Just then a huge grizzly bear lumbered out of the forest and settled the
entire debate by eating them all . . . hawk, lion, and stinker."

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