[Jokes] Laffaday - Two sisters . . . (fwd)
cmckenna at sucs.org
Thu Oct 13 08:42:17 BST 2005
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The Matchmaker goes to see Mr. Avery, a confirmed bachelor for
many years. "Mr. Avery, don't leave it too late. I have exactly
the one you need. You only have to say the word and you'll meet
and be married in no time!" says the Matchmaker.
"Don't bother," replies Mr. Avery, "I've two sisters at home who
look after all my needs."
"That's all well and good, but all the sisters in the world
cannot fill the role of a wife."
"I said 'two sisters'. I didn't say they were mine."
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