[Jokes] FW: Tony & Cherie

[McKenna, Chris (RDS SW)]

> Tony Blair started jogging near his home in Chequers. Every day, he'd jog
> past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace
> himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow.
> 
> "Fifty pounds!" she'd shout from the curb.
> "No! Five pounds!" Tony would fire back.
> 
> This ritual between Tony and the hooker became a daily occurrence.
> He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty pounds!" He'd yell back, "Five pounds!"
> 
> One day, Cherie decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his
> jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Tony
> realized she'd bark her £50 offer and Cherie would wonder what he'd really
> been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn
> good explanation for the 'Boss'.
> 
> As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Tony
> became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the
> hooker. Tony tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair
> jog past.
> 
> Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled, "See what you get for five
> quid?!"
> 
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