[Jokes] light work for the police

[Chris McKenna]

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"As team leader of the Police Tactics and Rescue Unit,  I
directed officers late one night to strategic  positions
around a building where a dangerous suspect was  hiding.

Believing the culprit to be on the roof, I decided  to have
an officer shine his flash-light in that direction on  my
command.

At just the right moment, I  whispered to him, "Okay, throw
a light on the roof."

The officer hurled his flashlight to the top of the  building."