[Jokes] be a sweetie

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.org
Fri Sep 2 10:23:50 BST 2005

A Jelly Baby walks into a bar and starts talking to a Smartie.

After a few beers the Smartie says "Ere, a bunch of us are heading to that 
new club, fancy tagging along?"

The Jelly Baby says "No mate, I'm a soft centre, I always end up getting 
my head kicked in."

So Smartie says, "Don't worry about it, I'm a bit of a hard case, I'll 
look after you."

Jelly Baby thinks about it for a minute and says "Fair enough, as long as 
you'll look after me", and off they go.

After a few more beers in the club, three Lockets walk in. As soon as he 
sees them, Smartie hides under the table.

The Lockets take one look at Jelly Baby and start kicking him, breaking 
bottles over his little jelly head, lamping him with little sugary chairs, 
and generally having a laugh.

After a while they get bored and walk out. Jelly Baby pulls his battered 
Jelly Baby body over to the table and wipes up his Jelly Baby blood and 
turns to Smartie and says "I thought you were going to look after me."

"I was!" says Smartie, "But those Lockets are f***ing menthol"

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.org

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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