[Jokes] FW: Thursday Humor
rgrant at blitzgames.com
Thu Jul 27 10:15:35 BST 2006
1. What do you call a Chav in a box?
2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet?
3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it?
4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav?
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies?
They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit?
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try
not to hit him?
It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut?
One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night?
"What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box?
Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving?
12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs?
13. What do you say to a Chav with a job?
Can I have fries with that?
14. What do you say to a Chav in a suit?
Will the defendant please stand
15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame?
A Nova seats 4
16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette?
17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river?
18. Why did the Chav cross the road?
To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
19. What do you call a Chav at college?
20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins?
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