[Jokes] Mathematician
Clare McKenna
lmi1210 at yahoo.co.uk
Tue May 23 13:22:04 BST 2006
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife.
It read:
"Dear Wife: You must realize that you are 54 years
old, and I have certain
needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am
otherwise happy with you
as wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt
or offended to learn that
by the time you receive this letter, I will be at
the Grand Hotel with my
18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before
midnight.
-Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed
letter waiting for him that
read as follows:
"Dear Husband: You, too, are 54 years old, and by
the time you receive this
letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the
18- year-old pool boy.
Being the brilliant mathematician that you are, you
can easily appreciate
the fact that 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than
54 goes into 18. Don't
wait up."
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