[Jokes] Keeping Yourself Busy in Prison

Chris McKenna cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
Fri Jun 22 19:56:26 BST 2001

Keeping Yourself Busy In Prison

Three convicts were on the way to prison. They were each allowed to take
one item with them to help them occupy their time while incarcerated. On
the bus, one turned to another and said, "So, what did you bring?"

The first convict pulled out a box of paints and stated that he intended
to paint anything he could. He wanted to become the "Grandma Moses of
Jail". Then he asked the second, "What did you bring?"

The second convict pulled out a deck of cards and grinned and said, "I
brought cards. I can play poker, solitaire, gin, and any number of games."

The third convict was sitting quietly aside, grinning to himself. The
other two took notice and asked, "Why are you so smug? What did you

The guy pulled out a box of tampons and smiled. He said, "I brought

The other two were puzzled and asked, "What can you do with those?"
He grinned and pointed to the box and said, "Well according to the box, I
can go horseback riding, swimming, roller-skating..."

Chris 'Awkward' McKenna

cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk

The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart

Antoine de Saint Exupery

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