[Jokes] Fwd: [schmeeky] Ways of turning men down!

[Clare McKenna]

Sorry guys, but you have to admit that they are funny!
 
 WAYS OF TURNING MEN DOWN!! 
 HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face
 like yours!
 SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon .I've been looking for a
 face like yours!!! 
 HE: Hi! Didn't we go on a date once? or was it
 twice? 
 SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same
 mistake twice!!! 
 HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance? 
 SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too!!! 
 HE: How did you get to be so beautiful? 
 SHE: I must've been given your share!!! 
 HE: Is it hot in here or is it just you? 
 SHE: It's hot!!! 
 HE: Will you come out with me this Saturday? 
 SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend!!! 
 HE: Your face must turn a few heads! 
 SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! 
 HE: Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out! 
 SHE: Okay, get out!!! 
 HE: I think I could make you very happy 
 SHE: Why? Are you leaving? 
 HE: What would you say if I asked u to marry me? 
 SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same
 time!!! 
 HE: Can I have your name? 
 SHE: Why, don't you already have one? 
 HE: Do you think it was fate which brought us
 together? 
 SHE: Nah, it was plain bad luck!!! 
 Man: Where have you been all my life? 
 Woman: Hiding from you. 
 Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? 
 Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. 
 Man: Is this seat empty? 
 Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. 
 Man: So, what do you do for a living? 
 Woman: I'm a female impersonator. 
 Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. 
 Woman: But would you stay there? 
 Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. 
 Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die
 laughing. 
 Man: Where have you been all my life? 
 Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your
 wildest dreams. 
 FORWARD ON TO ALL WOMEN IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS 
 (and men who may appreciate good humour!)  
 

____________________________________________________________
Do You Yahoo!?
Get your free @yahoo.co.uk address at http://mail.yahoo.co.uk
or your free @yahoo.ie address at http://mail.yahoo.ie