[Jokes] Better Safe Than Sorry

[Chris McKenna]

I got forwarded this joke which I think is rather appropriate at the moment.

Chris


 A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a
sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's
field.

The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He
then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the
local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where
all the politicians had gone.

The old farmer said he had buried them.

The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?"

The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know
how them politicians lie."

-- 
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
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