[Jokes] How rude!
rich at goldfx.co.uk
Wed Apr 10 13:20:49 BST 2002
In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. A hot,
dry fly who said to no one in particular,
"Gosh ... if I go down three inches..., I will feel the mist from the water
and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three
inches I can eat him."
There was a bear on the shore thinking, "Gosh if that fly goes down three
inches ... that fish will jump for the fly ... and I will eat him."
It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank of the lake
preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.
"Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches ... and that fish
leaps for it ... that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish. I'll
shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."
(You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake,
but...there was more.)
A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking, "Gosh...if that fly goes
down three inches ... and that fish jumps for that fly ... and that bear
grabs for that fish ... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese
A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, "Gosh ... if
that fly goes down three inches. and that fish jumps for that fly .... and
that bear grabs for that fish ... and that hunter shoots that bear ... and
that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ... then I can have mouse for
The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for the
cooling mist of the water. The fish swallows the fly ... the bear grabs the
fish..., the hunter shoots the bear ... the mouse grabs the sandwich...the cat
jumps for the mouse ... the mouse ducks ... the cat falls into the water
The moral of the story is: Whenever a fly goes down three inches .... some
pussy is in danger.
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