[Jokes] Fwd: FW: A lesson? (fwd)
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Thu Apr 11 19:27:06 BST 2002
Chris 'Awkward' McKenna
cmckenna at sucs.swan.ac.uk
awkward at gmx.co.uk
The essential things in life are seen not with the eyes,
but with the heart
Antoine de Saint Exupery
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Date: Thu, 11 Apr 2002 18:47:37 +0100
Subject: Fwd: FW: A lesson?
>You can tell this one comes from a teachers' mailing list. It's good,
>Then Jesus took his disciples up the mountain and gathering them around
>taught them, saying:
>"Blessed are the poor in spirit for theirs is the Kingdom of Heaven.
>Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth.
>Blessed are those that mourn, they shall be comforted.
>Blessed are those that hunger and thirst for justice - it shall be given
>Blessed are those who are persecuted for my sake, your reward is great
>Then Peter said: "Do we have to learn all this?"
>And Andrew said: "Do we have to write all that down?"
>And James said: "Are we having a test on it?"
>And Philip said: "I haven't got any paper."
>And Nathaniel said: "I've lost my pencil."
>And John said: "I bet it's only us that's got to learn this."
>And Thomas said: "Lord, can you photocopy this to save us copying it
>And Matthew said :"Please Jesus, can I go to the toilet?"
>Then one of the Pharisees who was present asked to see Jesus's lesson
>and enquired: "What are the aims and objectives of this lesson?"
>And Jesus wept.
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