[Jokes] FW: [TTFF] mid-week joke
McKenna, Chris (RDSSW)
chris.mckenna at defra.gsi.gov.uk
Wed Apr 16 10:33:16 BST 2003
Sent: 16 April 2003 10:29
Subject: [TTFF] mid-week joke
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the
nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on
the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic, the other
residents tolerated her, and some of the males actually joined in. One day,
Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence
stepped out with his arm outstretched. "STOP!", he shouted in firm voice.
"Have you got a license for that thing?"
Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held
it up to him.
"OK" he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall. As she took the corner near
the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird Harold popped out in front of her and
shouted, "STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?"
Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to
him. Harold nodded and said, "Carry on, ma'am." As Ethel neared the final
corridor before the front door, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her,
stark naked, holding a very sizable erection in his hand. "Oh, Good grief,"
said Ethel, "Not the breathalyzer again!"
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